GEICO: Piggy

OHHHHHHH MY GOD! I HAVE PLAYED AROUND WITH DONKEY KONG 64 AND MADE THE KONGS GO TO MARKET, STAY HOME, EAT ROAST BEEF, HAVE NONE ON THE PLATE AND CRY WEE WEE WEE ALL THE WAY HOME! KONG LIST:
DK = THIS LITTLE MONKEY WENT TO MARKET
DIDDY = THIS LITTLE MONKEY STAYED HOME
LANKY = THIS LITTLE MONKEY HAD ROAST BEEF
CHUNKY = THIS LITTLE MONKEY HAD NONE
TINY = THIS LITTLE MONKEY CRIED “WEE WEE WEE” ALL THE WAY HOME (yup coz of the ponytail whirl she does and she says “WEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!”)
AND THIS COMMERCIAL WAS TOTALLY FUNNY!

DONG DONG DONKEY KONG YEAH!!!!!!!!
He’s the little monkey to go to market!
I’m like:
Me: This little monkey went to market…
DK: I’M the little monkey that goes to market? ME?!
Me: Yes you! Now shut up!
Hahahahahahahahahaha

DID DID DIDDY KONG YEAH!!!!!!!!!
He’s the little monkey that stayed home!
I’m like:
Me: This little monkey stayed home…
Diddy: I’m not even home, fangirl!!!
Me: But this IS home, Diddy! Now go on and play the little monkey staying home!
BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

LANE LANE LANKY KONG YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
He’s the little monkey that ate roast beef!
I’m like:
Me: This little monkey had roast beef…
Lanky: Wh-wh-WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????
Me: Because of the potbelly you have, silly!
Lanky: Ohhh, I never noticed the tummy… heh heh heh… :’)
Yes he ate the roast beef recently coz of that big pot belly of his! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

CHUNG CHUNG CHUNKY KONG YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
He’s the little monkey that had none!
I’m like:
Me: This little monkey had none…
Chunky: GASP!!! Why do I have to be the little monkey who had none? WHYYYYYY???
Me: Because you haven’t ate anything recently!
Chunky: But I just ate the golden banana! Look!
Me: CHUNG CHUNG CHUNKY KONG!!! Ohhhh, now I see. You look fat.
Chunky: Ha ha ha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

TINE TINE TINY KONG YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s the little monkey who cried “wee wee wee” all the way home!
I’m like:
Me: This little monkey cried… uhhh…
*controls Tiny with the X key twice*
Tiny: Woohoo! WEEEEEEEEE! Woohoo!! WEEEEEEEE!! Hup!!! WEEEEEEEE!!! Woohoo!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Hup!!!!!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Yeah. Thank you. “WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE!” all the way home.
Tiny: Am I the only one that has to cry “wee wee wee” all the way home?
Me: Yes you are the only one to cry “wee wee wee” all the way home!
Tiny: Hm hmm hmmm… you make me blush. <:)
BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Ok now this is an updated version of my Tiny Kong comment. Now I’m 12 years old but still, I like the piggy commercial. Watch this everybody!
TINE TINE TINY KONG YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s the little monkey who cried “wee wee wee” all the way home!
I’m like:
Me: This little monkey cried… uhhh…
*controls Tiny with the X key twice*
Tiny: Woohoo! WEEEEEEEE! Woohoo!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!! Hup!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Me: Yeah. Thank you. “WEE WEE WEE!” all the way home.
Tiny: Am I the only one to cry “wee wee wee” all the way home?
Me: Yes you are the only one to cry “wee wee wee” all the way home!
Tiny: Hm hmm hmmm… you make me blush <:)
BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!